Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that’s badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat’s milk? Let’s be realistic, you probably didn’t even know these things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them – the internet marketplace. There’s just something peculiar about people selling things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one’s surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all already.
In this popular subreddit, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? Scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace adds!
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#1 No Pets
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#2 Bring A Chain Saw…
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#3 How Soon Can I Move In?
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#4 Ah Yes, Air..
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#5 A Quadruple Peanut!
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#6 Facebook Marketplace Posting!
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#7 The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here
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#8 But It’s Vintage!!
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#9 Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?
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#10 Are U Kidding $6!!
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#11 I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They’re Still For Sale (No Surprise)
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#12 My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share…
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#13 We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year
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#14 Is There A Hobby Or Something I’m Unaware Of?
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#15 .45 Cheeto
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#16 What A Steal. Oh Wait…
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#17 Found This On The Gram
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#18 Just Needs A New Screen!
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#19 Crocodeal Or No Deal
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#20 For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations…the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!
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#23 Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing
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#25 May The Rain Wash The Warts Away
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#26 Burritos For Sale..
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#27 Let’s Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!
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#28 By This Logic You Could Sell Anything
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#29 “Perfect Condition”
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#30 These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5
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#31 Stop Selling The Random Crap Your Kids Make
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#32 $100 For A Rusty Washer Drum On A Chair Swivel. At Least Delivery Is Free
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#33 Um Okay..?
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#34 Empty Tequila Bottles For Sale
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#35 Left Or Right
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#36 To Go With The Collection Of Random Lids In Your Own Kitchen Drawer
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#37 $1. Zipper Still Works
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#38 Wants $400 For You To Pick And Haul Rocks
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#39 That Price Better Include 101 Actual Dalmatians
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#40 Bless Up
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#41 Whata Deal
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#42 “He Just Finished A Harry Potter Drawing.”
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#43 Ran Into One In The Wild. 5k For Rusted Truck
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#44 Sounds Like A Healthy Friendship
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#45 Jason Stathom Cheetah
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#46 Just Discovering This Sub. I Have So Many To Share. This Is My Fave
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#47 Do You Think It Looks Like Yoda? I Don’t See It
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#48 Kyle Is Flexing His Monster Collection
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#49 800 Dollars For A Used Cap Gun…
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#50 More Than Retail Price For My Custom “Bathroom Stall Art” Xbox One
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#51 Goodwill Has It For Sale For $4
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#52 Hmmm, Seems Like A Good Deal????
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#53 Genuine And Authentic!
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#54 A 2 Second Google Found That This Penny Is Worth An Average Of .35 Cents. Even In Certified, Top Quality Mint Condition It’s Estimated At $75. I Really Want To Forward This Information On To The Seller…
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#56 Why Buy A Switch When You Could Just Buy This Used Wii
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#57 It’s Just A Can Of Pepsi.
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#58 The Next Craze In Take-Out Meals!
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#59 I Buy And Sell Pokémon Cards As A Hobby And Secondary Income. The Number Of People Who Think Their Kids Old Shit It Worth Bread Is Astounding
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#60 How About You Pay Me $50 To Haul Your Trash Away?
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#61 8k For An Exploded Sti? What A Bargain
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#62 Only $300 For A Box Fan And A Tote Full Of Ice
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#63 $90 For Mcdonald’s Dipping Sauce (Marked Down From $100)
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#64 Would You Also Like Your Grass Cut And Car Washed While I’m There?
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#65 Hey Google: Put Out My Cigarette
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#66 Seems Legit…
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#67 “Limited Edition” Captain Marvel Happy Meal Toy For Only $25
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#68 In Ok Condition
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#69 Delusional Ebay. These Typically Don’t Sell For Much Over $20k
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#70 Thank God Shipping Is Available
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